Johnny Rhodes

Born in Carmichael, Sacramento, California, West Coast, USA, on this Earth, Milky Way. Grew up north in the woods Coos County, Myrtle Point forty-five minutes from the Bay. Took up arms, served my country with a gun, didn’t shoot it none. Taking shooters all day, driving all night ‘til they kicked me out. Stole a couple bags, left my kit in the yard, and came back to Cali same boy different day. Sis told me head out on my way. Made it down to Nashville met a biker, couple gangsters, three wise men, and a few bad women. Showed me all my ways, told me I could be somebody. Blew my head off. Big Sis had to come save me from the storm. Set me at a hearth I couldn’t keep warm. Finally made it back to the place I was from. Wandered into 10th Planet, but them boys were too mean. Urijah Faber picked me up, and all them pretty girls got me hooked.